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BIG WORLD, HERE I AM ☺

HELLO BIG WOORLD =)

I am Josh Cross Rodrigúez, or if you like just Joshey . I am half spanish and half english. I speak spanish, english,french and german ( i try to ). Don't believe i can speak them perfectly ! I live in England, near Oxford. I don't want to say where I exactly live because nobody isn't interested in those facts.

Yeah, why do I spend my wonderful time with writing reports in an online blog? Mhm.. good question, next please =D

I can't really tell you why, maybe it's because I don't have friends and need to tell the things, that happen to me every day. Just a joke

I like the internet. But I'm not a freak, okay ?! I love surfing and music. That's my Life. ( for more, watch my Profile )

I like to entertain your boring life, so I will tell you some true storys of my Life.

THE LIFE OF JOSH

Ah and one thing:

If anyone is in search of spelling mistakes:

I know there will be some and I hope you enjoy laughing NERD ! =D

Enough now

Yaaa Joshey (:

10.2.08 12:01


A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION ..

OH MY F**KING GOD !!

What a great day

I told mum I was ill so she left me home from school, yippeyy

Well i said i'd lie in bed and sleep because i feel sooooooo bad ...

Mummy is great. She believed me. She's the best mum ever. Her long black hair and her brown skin, i mean her spanish type makes her looking really tight I understand dad xD He always says that he's powerless because mum is so beautiful !!

Anyway, i took my notebook with me in bed like i always do but mum wasn't agreeable and she looks disappointed. " Juantos, i thought you were ill, wanna trick your mum?" eeeh well.. i told her that my class would be in the computerroom now and that would be my chance to get informations about the lessons.. sweet mummy believed me =)

As she walked out my room I checked in myblog  But BANG!!! mum was back again:

" MY LOVLY SON !! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MYBLOG? WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT ?? I AM SO ANGRY I COULD HIT THE WALL JUANTOS !!!YOU TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ME !! "

WOW mummy.. she was angry.. :D

That's her temperament xD BIG WORLD THAT'S HOW SPANISH WOMEN GET ANGRY  =D

I told mum to cool down and then i told her that myblog is like a diary to me..

She said I'd be Englands' latest Adrian Mole  

Well, i really like it when she tries to dis me

Oh mummy I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ♥

FAT GREETZ JOSHEEEEY

10.2.08 13:15


WHAT YOU GOTTA KNOW ...

My last Report for today:

You gotta know:

○ I decided to sign up in a german blog because i thought i could practise my bad bad german xD

○ I am bad at spanish mum says :D

○ Viva Espana

○ I learned french .. hahahahaha

○ I am totally crazy

and yeah DAMN you gotta know that :D

JOSHEEEEEEEEEEY♥

10.2.08 21:09


GUTEN TAG GERMANY :)

Hallo alle Deutschen hier ! Ich grüße euch ! Ich versuche mein Deutsch hier aus. Ich hoffe es ist nicht grausam. Ich finde es nett wenn du eure Meinung sagst!

Well, that's enough. I don't want to disgrace myself

Mhmm.. fucking hell, i got sich today. I REALLY did. Life is unfair, right? Life is hard, yeah.. I mean i tricked my mum yesterday and now I really got sick. What the fu*k???!!

JOSHEY♥

11.2.08 15:16


IT'S MY LIFE !!!!!

It's my Life

It's NOW or NEVER !!!!!

I JUST WANNA LIVE FOREVER (: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's me Juantos xD (right mamaa :D ? )

I LOVE MY LIFE♥♥♥

It is totally crazy and absolutely not likeable for everyone BUT I DO LOVE IT AND I LIVE IT UP xD

SO HERE'S MY CRAZY TINY ABC:

A = ASSHOLE
B = BURNER
C = CRAZY
D = DEVELISH
E = ENERGY
F= FU*K
G = GONNA BE A NERD :D:D:D
H = HAMBURGER
I = INTERESTING
J = JOSHEEEEEEEEEY
K = KING XD
L = LIKE YOU ^^
M= MYSELF
N= NEEERD xD
O = ONLYY YOUUUUUU
P = PEACE
Q= QUAAAK ._.
R = RIGHT MAN XD
S = SLOOOOW
T = TEA TIME xD
U = UNIVERSE
V= VICTIM ?? :D
W = WHORE :D
X = xD
Y = YOU
Z = ZEROO COKE :D

I AM JUST A MOTHAFU*KING NERD :D
JUANTOS TEQUIERO♥

13.2.08 17:05


JOSHEY // GIRLS // SPORT = ALL I LIKE =)

Hey Hey =)

So today was motherfu*king boring till now...

Yesterday eve I was at the lake because we had nice weather .. I was surfing yeaaaaaah And that's why mum was so angry because I am still ill.. well, she'll get soft anyway xDDDD

So yesterday Lyanna watched me surfing =) She's super sexy and attractive I LOVE ♥HER♥

LYANNA♥ super sexy name, isn't it?

I took her home after surfing

Nooo not like YOU think ! We ate  pancakes in my room and I showed her some photos from the caribbean, where i learned how to surf.

I'll show you, too:

Great =)

That's me doing my job , I said to her and she was laughing until her stomach hurted =) she is to sweet for my fu*king world, mum said ...

MUM DON'T TALK SHIT ! THANKS

she is sooo right, i feel it everywhere i love her so much ♥

JOSH + LYANNA ♥

but how will mum call her?

I was thinking about Lihanna or Janna ? :D

JUANTOS + LIHANNA ♥

SPANISH TILL WE DIE ♥

 what the fu*k am i talking here?

Shit.

Seeee yaaaaaa  HOneys :D

JOSHEY♥

14.2.08 13:48





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